Mormon 7

Which will be fair, I have to believe.

Now another tract, addressed to whoever has eyes left in his head:

To: The remaining remnant.

From: A God-lover in the tradition of great God lovers

Re: A possibly post-apocalyptic testament, free of charge

Four main points at the outset:

1. You’re all Israelites.

2. You can’t go to heaven without revamping yourselves.

3. You have to drop your weapons, swear them off, and heal your bloodlust. (Okay, you can fight if and when God commands you to. Check with me for updates on that.)

4. You have to align your thinking with that of your ancestors regarding God’s Son, Jesus, whom the Jews in the Old World assassinated and God resuscitated. He’s simply not subject to death as a concept, principle, process, or inevitability anymore. We die, then come alive again—why? Because God wants to judge us as close to how we were in our prime on earth. And if you pass that judgment, you’ve been bought back from the devil, so to speak: redeemed. You’ve passed the audition to sing in the heavenly choirs, of which there is an infinite membership. Your repertoire? Constant jubilation at how you feel and what you made it through, crediting God (Father Son Spirit) for what amounts to happiness without end.

All this being the case, repent and get baptized, accept the gospel plan in whatever form you can find it—here and elsewhere, from the Jews’ books to whatever the Gentiles produce, including their unearthing and translating of this one.

And that will be true for all of us. If you believe one, you’ll believe them all, knowing that you have a genealogical stake in the outcome of this one. Miracles there, miracles here. Jesus there, Jesus here. Parallelism rules the world.

So back to my first points: You’re Israelites, however few of you there might be. You have the same guarantees from God that any Israelite has. If you repent, get baptized, follow Jesus’ ways, you’ll get through your evidentiary hearing just fine.